As the chicken was crossing the road, it was nearly hit by a car. The driver swerved out of the way and when he had control of the car again, he pulled over. Upon walking back to the chicken, he apologised but the chicken let out an abusive rant about the man’s driving skills. When the man got back into his car after the ordeal, he was visibly shaken. “Are you alright” his wife asked. “Yes I’m fine” he said “I’m just not used to hearing such fowl language”
