Author: DJAdmin

A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.

“Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.” “Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.”

What do you call a girl with sausages on her back? Barbie

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles

What do you need for bird flu? Really small tissues.

Did you know the guy that invented air conditioning was the coolest guy ever? And all of his friends were fans!

Did you hear about the man that was arrested at the board game shop? Apparently he walked in and said he was looking for trouble.

We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz.

Did you hear about the contortionist that tried to fit into a colander? He strained himself.

Whiteboards are remarkable