Author: DJAdmin

Why did the baseball player get arrested? Because he stole second base.

Why do pancakes always win at baseball? They have the best batter.

Why was the ghost so tired? He worked the graveyard shift.

Why couldn’t the duck be quiet? Because it was addicted to quack.

I was going to tell a joke about water, but it was too tasteless.

What did one furniture maker say to another during a tense discussion? “Let’s table this.”

Why did the cashier rip money in half? They were asked to break a bill.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.

What did the dishwasher say to the oven after a productive day? “You’ve been on fire!”

How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.