Author: DJAdmin

Why was the gossip disliked at the coffee shop? She always spilled the tea.

Why did two tall people get along so well? They could really see eye to eye.

What piece on the playground is always exhausted? The tire swing.

Do mascara and lipstick ever argue? Sure, but then they makeup.

What did the dad say when his golden retriever was caught eating a hot dog? “It’s a dog eat dog world out there.”

What do lions use to look at their manes? Mirroars.

Why are pigs bad drivers? Because they hog the road.

What did the husband say to his wife right after getting LASIK surgery? “Aren’t you a sight for sore eyes?”

What do you call a baby sheep that knows karate? A lamb chop.

What does a karate master get rewarded with while driving? A seat belt.