Author: DJAdmin

Why couldn’t the family leave the room after playing with Lego? They were blocked.

Why don’t phones ever go hungry? They have plenty of apps to choose from.

What did the geometry teacher say when the class had trouble solving a problem? “Let’s try a different angle.”

What animals are the best to call if you get locked out of your house? Monkeys.

How was the handsome runner described? “Dashing.”

What vegetable is kind to everyone? The sweet potato.

Why was the hockey player gifted a new cap? He was known for his hat tricks.

Where was the dripping coming from in the fridge? The leeks.

What kind of cleaning product feels a lot of motivation in life? All-purpose.

Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.