Month: April 2022

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died. He pasta way

Why was the mime incarcerated? He committed unspeakable crimes.

Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me. Don’t worry, I only suffered super fish oil injuries.

A Cheese factory has exploded in France..… There’s De Brie everywhere!

I went to the Doctor because my little toe ended up on my big toe.. He told me I have a case of mixamytoessis.

Apparently centipedes have no claws. Does this mean there is no such thing as Centi Claws.

My grandfather died in his living room. I find that really ironic.

I once had a cross eyed teacher….. She couldn’t control her pupils…..

How do you describe someone who is grumpy without their toast in the morning? Lack toast intolerant