Month: April 2022

I didn’t like my beard at first but then it grew on me.

Why was your computer cold? Because you left windows open!

i told my cat i was gonna teach him to speak English. He looked at me & said “Me? how?”

What did the lawyer say to the batsman? ”Your out on bail”

I wrote a song about a Tortilla, well actually it’s a Wrap.

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control, and I thought to myself. “Well this changes everything”

Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.

I had a pet lizard, I called him tiny. He was my newt

I saw an advert in a window that said ” TV for sale. $1. Volume stuck on full” I thought, I cant turn that down.

Pluto wanted to organize a solar system party. But he cannot plan it!