Month: May 2022

I took my accordion to be repaired. The guy said he would try to squeeze it in.

What do you call a man with a hat made of household tools? Handy Capped.

I refuse to tell you any more rubbish, trashy jokes!

So you haven’t heard the joke about the garbage truck? Dont worry its a load of rubbish.

If prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots, they’d be called cellfies.

Which rock group has four men that don’t sing? Mount Rushmore

It’s like I’ve always said, there’s 3 types of people in this world. Those who can count and those that can’t.

There’s a new theatre production about a thesaurus. It’s a play on words.

If Tomatoes are a fruit, is Tomato Sauce/Ketchup considered a Smoothie?

If a toddler refuses to have a nap, Is that resisting arrest?