Month: May 2022

This girl said she recognised me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

At dinner last night, my brother kept talking about how rare his steak was. I said well it can’t be that rare, I have one too! Rookie misteak.

Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures.

When I was in the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode. I asked “Are you two an item?”

Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says “Hey get out! We don’t want your type in here!”

Why did the Irish whale beach itself? To be shore to be shore…