Month: July 2022

I’m loving my new car park game. I’m on level 7 already!

Where do Dutch rodents live? Hamsterdam

Why did the coach give all his players a lighter? Because they lost all their matches.

I bought some rocket salad yesterday…..but it went off before I could eat it!

What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!

I went to a Chinese restaurant the other day and the waiter told me I’d have to eat my duck with my eyes closed. I asked him why and he said because it was a “No Peking Duck”.

A lumberjack didn’t know which tree to chop next. He was stumped.

I was going to build a watch made entirely of herbs and spices, but I couldn’t find the thyme.

What happened to the man who got a job as a human cannonball? He got fired the same day!

If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?