Month: August 2022

A ham, an egg, and a piece of toast go into a bar, and ordered drinks. Then the bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”

Where would you find a really old pig? Jurassic Pork!

A nose walks into a bar. The barman says “we can’t serve you – you’re off your face!”

I was in the gym earlier and decided to jump on the treadmill. People were giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead

I always wanted a four wheel drive, so I put three extra steering wheels in my car.

At a rent-a-boat company, the caller said into the microphone: “Boat 99, your hour is up, please head in.” An employee walks up to him and says: “We only have 75 boats, there is no boat 99, sir.” The caller then said into the microphone: “Boat 66, are you in trouble?”

My rabbit loves his job. He digs things; and he works for an annual celery.

I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. How can anyone stoop so low?

what did the mountain climber name his son…? Cliff.

I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.