Month: November 2022

My hairdresser asked me if I fancied leaving with a permanent wave… I said no just a quick thumbs up would do.

Why did the farmer nickname his pig “ink”? Because he kept running out of his pen

I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor at the foot of my bed…. First I was afraid, then I was petrified…

Is Susan around? No, she more of an oblong shape.

Why did the little fella sleep on the chandelier? Because he was a light sleeper.

Following last week’s news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is (you guessed it!) going for a song.

I was playing with the kids in the front yard the other day. Then down our street came this guy that was so drunk he was staggering all over the footpath. He got to our house, grabbed our gate, pulled it off the hinges and walked off down the road. I didn’t say anything because I didn’t want him to take offence

A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.

“Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.” “Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.”

What do you call a girl with sausages on her back? Barbie