Month: January 2023

What is the favorite food of the law firm that targets women? Sue-she

Wow, people are making end of the world jokes like there’s no tomorrow.

Sis-in-Law: we need some cheeses for that salad. Me: Baby cheeses would be seasonal. Sis-in-Law: Why? Me: …

How do you organise a space party? You planet.

A suspect was arrested for beating a guy in a rice field with a small ceramic figurine. It’s the first case on record of a knick-knack paddy wack.

How do you define a will? It’s a Dead Giveaway.

I had a science friend who studied fog. He was mistified.

How do you keep a skunk from smelling? Hold his nose.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.