Month: September 2023

“I want to go to the movies.” “Me too.” “Me three.”

I came, I sawed, I yelled “Timber!”

Did you hear the one about the man who dreamed he was a muffler on a car, and then that he was part of the wheel? He woke up exhausted and tired.

why did the donut man retire? he was fed up with the hole business

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Me: “Shes been on the South Beach Diet for 2 years now, I wonder why she’s still fat?” Dad: “she ate the whole beach.”

For a friend’s 50th birthday party, my dad cut 1 cent coins in half and stuck them to a card with a tree on it. When I questioned him, he told me 50 was a half-cent-tree.

A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.

Let’s talk about rights and lefts. You’re right so I left.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.