Month: September 2023

Me; man the rain is really coming down Dad; well it rarely goes up

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing – but it let out a little whine.

A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, “Is the bar tender here?”

Talking to her about computer hardware I make my mother board.

When the electricity went off my Dad said he was de-lighted.

Would you like some fruit? – Yes, that would be grape

Does anyone want to play poker? – Dad starts poking the nearest girl and says yay, I love poke-her.

The best way to stop a charging bull is to take away his credit card.

The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.

Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.