Month: October 2023

Did you hear about the fish that went
deaf? – He had to buy a herring-aid.

Mum: Say something encouraging Dad:
“something encouraging”

Ladies and Gentlemen, would you like to
take your seats? – Dad: Where are we taking them?

“I want to go to the movies. ”
“Me too.” “Me three.”

I came, I sawed, I yelled
“Timber!”

Did you hear the one about the man who
dreamed he was a muffler on a car, and then that he was part of the wheel? He
woke up exhausted and tired.

why did the donut man retire? he was fed
up with the hole business

I wondered why the baseball was getting
bigger. Then it hit me.

Me: “Shes been on the South Beach
Diet for 2 years now, I wonder why she’s still fat?” Dad: “she ate
the whole beach.” 

When driving past a cemetery, ‘That place is pretty popular, people are dying to get in there!’