Month: May 2024

How do you get a country girl’s attention? A tractor.

Did you hear about the actor who broke his leg onstage? He’s still in the cast.

Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom.

Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh!

Did you hear about the man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray? He’s a seasoned veteran.

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up.