Month: May 2024

How do you organize a space party? You planet.

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but it has no atmosphere.

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He needed space.

Did you hear about the man who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de-brie.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint.

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.