Month: July 2024

Why is cold water so insecure? Because it’s never called hot.

What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.

Where do you learn to make ice cream? At sundae school.

What kind of music do chiropractors like? Hip pop.

How does a penguin build his house? Igloos it together.

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

How do you row a canoe filled with puppies? Bring out the doggy paddle.

Why did Waldo go to therapy? Because he needed to find himself.

I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

What does “Rockin’ Robin” do when she’s bored? Tweet.