Month: July 2024

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

What did the flowers do when the bride walked down the aisle? They rose.

Dogs can’t operate MRI machines. But catscan.

I’ve been thinking about taking up meditation. I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing.

5/4 of people admit they’re bad at fractions.

Sundays are always a little sad, but the day before is a sadder day.

How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.

Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback.