Month: October 2024

I was going to tell a joke about water, but it was too tasteless.

What did one furniture maker say to another during a tense discussion? “Let’s table this.”

Why did the cashier rip money in half? They were asked to break a bill.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.

What did the dishwasher say to the oven after a productive day? “You’ve been on fire!”

How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.

What kind of bird is always getting hurt? The owl.

How do birds learn how to fly? They wing it!

Why was the dad sitting on a pack of playing cards? His kid asked him to sit on the deck.

Which bathroom appliance would be the worst life preserver? The sink.