Month: October 2024

If you feel like someone is watching you, you’re not alone.

Why did the physicist and the biologist break up? Because they had no chemistry.

Why would doors do well on social media? Everyone looks for their handles.

Is there anything worse than when it’s raining cats and dogs? Yes! Hailing taxis.

Where do wasps like to get lunch? A bee-stro.

What does a writer have in common with a football player? Anxiety over a rough draft.

Why was the gossip disliked at the coffee shop? She always spilled the tea.

Why did two tall people get along so well? They could really see eye to eye.

What piece on the playground is always exhausted? The tire swing.

Do mascara and lipstick ever argue? Sure, but then they makeup.