Month: December 2024

How do you tell a scientist that they have bad breath? Offer them an experi-mint.

What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat.

Why did the watch go on vacation? Because it needed to unwind.

How much money does a skunk have? Only one scent.

What kind of bird works on a construction site? A crane.

Why did the computer get glasses? To improve its website.

How do trees get on the internet? They log in.

Why did the employee get fired from the keyboard factory? He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.

Why did the computer go to bed? It needed to crash.

What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.