Month: December 2024

Why did the computer catch cold? It left a window open.

I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.

What do lawyers wear to work? Law suits.

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.

Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He’s at the hospital waiting to be seen.

What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.

Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.

Getting paid to sleep is a true dream job.

What did the sapphire’s best friend tell her? “You’re a real gem.”

What makes a basketball court trendy and accessorized? The hoops.