Month: April 2025

Did you hear about the anxious seamstress? She’s on pins and needles.

Did you hear about the group of babies that formed a gang? They hang out in their crib.

Can anyone please do a life-size cut-out of the Ogre for me? I hope it’s not a giant of a request….

I got bored watching the earth turn. So after 24 hours, I called it a day.

You can’t run in a camp ground. You can only ran, because it’s past tents.

This morning I received a letter of acceptance from the Origami Society. I’m still not sure what to make of it.

So my daughter was doing her history homework and asked me what I knew about Galileo. I told her that he was a poor boy from a poor family…

If i had 50 cents for every maths test i ever failed I’d have $6.30 by now.

I wasn’t sure I liked my new haircut but it’s starting to grow on me..

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.