Month: April 2025

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

Did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.

What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant

Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.

I wouldn’t buy anything with velcro. It’s a total rip-off.