Month: July 2025

I’ve just been to see a play where the entire cast were suspended by ropes above the surface of the stage. I must congratulate them on a flawless performance.

When i was young, I was pretty rebellious. As a result, I wouldn’t take orders from anyone. That’s why I lost my first job as a waiter.

It’s hard to say what my wife does for a living. She sells sea shells on the sea shore.

When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo I had to put my foot down.

I’ve got an annoying habit of quoting Elton John lyrics. I hope you don’t mind. I hope you don’t mind.

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper…………ruff!!!

I like to spend lunchtime playing chess with the old men in the park although sometimes it’s hard to find 32 of them.

Apparently, they’re not making shortbread any longer.

If you get an email from me about tinned ham delete it, it’s spam!

Tomorrow is Jamaican Hairstyle Day……I’m dreading it