Month: July 2025

I watched a documentary last night about how ships are made. Riveting.

The spot where I cut myself shaving last week hasn’t gone away. If it sticks around any longer I might have to come up with a nick name.

Just deleted all the German contacts from my phone. It’s now Hans free.

How did the farmer find his wife? He tractor down

I met this bloke yesterday who kept shouting about the tall bits on castles, I think he had turrets syndrome.

Hey did u hear NASA found another planet? I know right it’s out of this world.

If you can’t think of anything to say in a plush recliner, is it still an uncomfortable silence?

I still remember the last words my dad said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said “How far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

Is the research on car pollution exhaustive?

What do you call a guy who keeps falling in the woods? Tim Burr.