Month: August 2025

Why did the Warf break? Too much pier pressure

Just been attacked by a ginger kid doing martial arts. Turns out it was the carroty kid

Why did the guy start to cook eggs during the house fire? He was scrambling to get out.

I picked up a complimentary set of headphones in the way onto the plane. I put them on and they didn’t say a single nice thing about me!!! Just my luck to pick up a faulty pair.

What has 4 wheels and flies? A garbage truck

My dad convinced me to become an organ donor. He’s a man after my own heart

Changed my sons bed for a trampoline…..he hit the roof!!

Found a spider in my shoes…..he looked silly they were way too big for him!

The grim reaper just got fired at the shoe factory. He was stealing everybody’s soles.

A man appeared in court today and pleaded guilty to damaging a library book by using Correction Fluid on all the full stops. He’s expecting a long sentence…