Month: October 2025

Did you hear about the fish that went deaf? It had to buy a herring aid

Someone asked me what do I knew about midgets? Very little…….

What do you call a lady with a knife on one hand and a corkscrew on the other? A Swissarmy Wife

What do you call an angry midget. Short tempered.

Birds don’t have Facebook accounts they just tweet.

A friend of mine recently showed me the plans for an invisible aeroplane. To be honest I can’t see it taking off.

If a woman marries a man who already has grandchildren, does she become an Instagram?

I had a fighting joke. But I forgot the punch line.

It used to cost 50p to change the air pressure in my tyres at the local garage but now it’s £1. That’s inflation for you.

Ba-dum CHUCK! Next show at eight…try the Marinara…and remember folks, if you’re drinking…drink lots! Face the traffic with confidence!