Month: January 2026

You don’t see many exit signs these days do you, they’re on the way out.

I heard that throwing Cheerios down a wishing well works better than coins. If it does, great! If not…. O-well…

I was attacked by several shrubs…I think it was an am – bush

can i have a packet of helicopter crisps mum? dont be stupid theres no such thing! ok i`ll have a packet of plain then

Quit my job at the muffler shop. Too exhausting

Don’t employ an Australian undertaker for a cremation. He will probably lose the ashes

Had to face court last week charged with throwing chunks of ice at the front of a bus. Asked if I had anything to say in my defense, I said “Yes, your honour. The sign on the front of the bus says ‘Please hail driver'”.

Is it just me…… or does anybody else find pressing F5 refreshing?

My friend recently broke up with his long time girlfriend and has been quite depressed. I asked him how he has been sleeping. “Like a baby”, he said. “Really?”, I said, quite surprised. “Yes”, he said, “I wake up every 3 or 4 hours crying”.

Did you know that bacon is the healthiest food. Not sick- Already Cured.