Month: January 2026

Only an Aussie could have made grog from Vegemite. I heard that getting caught is the yeast of his problems.

I was thinking about getting a brain transplant, but I changed my mind.

Here I am standing by the mirror admiring my 6 pack. I better hurry put them back in the fridge before they get too warm.

What kind of cheese is made backwards? Edam!

What do you call bears without ears? B

For fans of the muesli musical new dates have been added

The inventor of the throat lozenge has died. There will be no coffin at his funeral.

I once believed that nothing succeeds like excess. But according to my dad…nothing succeeds like a bird without teeth..

A middle aged magician failed to pull a rabbit out of a hat. however he did manger to pull a hare out of his nose.

Did you hear about the bookmaker who fell while jumping his front fence? Wooden picket. What are the odds?