Month: February 2026

I went in the barbers sat on the chair and the barber said your hair needs cutting badly. i said i don’t want it cutting badly so i walked out

Patient: Doctor I think I’m turning into a moth. Doctor: it not me you want, it the psychiatrist down the road you need. Patient: That’s where I was heading but your light was on.

NEWS JUST IN…….LITTLE Red Riding Hood is seriously ill !! She has improved, but she is not out of the woods yet!!.

my son is reading a book that says chimpanzees share over 98% of their genes with humans. I was surprised because their legs are shorter and you wouldn’t think they’d fit.

I don’t trust stairs…..I feel they are always up to something.

I ordered rabbit stew, but had to return it because there was a hare in it..

How much room do you need to grow fungi? As mushroom as possible!

I found bacteria growing on my chocolate bar. This is proof that there’s life on Mars.

I can’t stand those babushka dolls, they’re so full of themselves.

I have a fear of speed humps. I’m slowly getting over it.