Month: August 2026

A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.

A guy tried to sell me a coffin the other day. I told him that’s the last thing I need.

Did you hear about the conductor who took too many baths? He started writing soap operas.

What’s a ball do when it stops rolling? Nothing, it just looks round.

Welcome to this week’s meeting of Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous. I’m seeing a lot of new faces this week!

My son will be starting school soon and he is worried he will get bullied because of his name. ‘Don’t worry someoneyourownsize, why would anybody pick on you’.

What happens if you drop your iphone and ipad in the water? They sync

Hope the missus doesn’t find out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She’ll hit the roof.

A family going on vacation heading past some paddocks, the dad says “look at that flock of cows” the kids in the back say “it’s a herd of cows” the dad says “of course ive heard of cows! There’s a flock of them over there!”

My wife’s a raver and keeps trying to get me into it. She won’t techno for an answer