Month: October 2026

Why did the Irish whale beach itself? To be shore to be shore…

Think I saw Michael J Fox earlier today in my local garden centre. Can’t be certain though, as he had his back to the fuchsias.

Why did the belt get thrown in jail? He held up a pair of pants.

Scientists have just completed a study into the effects of alcohol on walking. The result was staggering.

When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate..

What did the fence say to the house? I got ya surrounded.

I saw a lawyer walking down the road drinking a coffee…I think he was a Barrista.

If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?

Can you put the kettle on? No! It doesn’t fit.

Put the cat out. Why? It’s on fire!