Author: DJAdmin

What happens if you drop your iphone and ipad in the water? They sync

Hope the missus doesn’t find out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She’ll hit the roof.

A family going on vacation heading past some paddocks, the dad says “look at that flock of cows” the kids in the back say “it’s a herd of cows” the dad says “of course ive heard of cows! There’s a flock of them over there!”

My wife’s a raver and keeps trying to get me into it. She won’t techno for an answer

My wife sent me out to get some cottage cheese today…………I had to raid about 20 cottages before I found some in someone’s fridge…….

See the police are looking into an incident at the origami display in the city? The police are looking into the unfolding events.

Anyone here called Philip? I’ve found your screwdriver.

I’m constantly having to separate fact from fiction. I hate being a Librarian.

I didn’t realise removing my front doorbell would have such a knock on effect.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?? Beef jerky !!