Author: DJAdmin

How do you get a Scotsman onto the roof? Tell him the drinks are on the house.

Why did the banana go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well…

They climbed the bell tower and the guy ran toward the bell and hit it with his head. They gave him the job.

A church’s bell ringer passed away. So they posted the position and a man came in with no arms wanting the job. The clergy weren’t sure he could do it, but he convinced them to let him try it.

A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.

A guy tried to sell me a coffin the other day. I told him that’s the last thing I need.

Did you hear about the conductor who took too many baths? He started writing soap operas.

What’s a ball do when it stops rolling? Nothing, it just looks round.

Welcome to this week’s meeting of Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous. I’m seeing a lot of new faces this week!

My son will be starting school soon and he is worried he will get bullied because of his name. ‘Don’t worry someoneyourownsize, why would anybody pick on you’.