Author: DJAdmin

Why couldn’t the pirate get to Davy Jones’ Locker? He didn’t know Davy Jones’ combination…

If a pirate used social networking, what would it be. Twittarghhhh

How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take the elephant out and put the giraffe in.

How do you make a butterfly? Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife!

I went for a job as a gold prospector, but it didn’t pan out.

Have you heard about those new invisible aeroplanes? I can’t see them taking off.

Why do girls wear perfume and makeup? Cuz they stink and they’re ugly.

Teacher : “Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,what virtue would I be showing?” Student : “Brotherly love”.

I really, deeply wish that you are here with me in my room, on my bed with lights off & we get under the cover together.. to show you my.. new watch that glows in the dark!

Girl comes late to class. Teacher: Why are you late..? Girl: A boy was following me, sir. Teacher: So, what? Girl: He was walking very slowly….!