Author: DJAdmin

Why do pizzas make you smarter? Cause they always give you a pizza their mind!

Just saw a golf buggy in the disabled park at the shops and I wondered what his handicap is?

Why did Mickey Mouse run away from home??? He found out his dad was a rat..

Why does Ireland keep running out of room? Because their capital city keeps Dublin

i know three facts about you, one you can’t say M without your lips touching, two your trying it now and you look like an idiot alien, three now your smiling

that horse is doing well…thats its 12th win on the trot

Why is milk so fast? It’s pasteurized before youve even seen it!

Why don’t Marxists drink Earl Grey? Because all proper tea is theft

What cheese should you use to hide a small horse? Mascarpone

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese