Author: DJAdmin

What do you call an angry gorilla? Anything he wants you to.

What do you give a sea sick elephant? Lots of room

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek? Fowl play.

What do you give a sick pig? Oinkment.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

What’s green, has 6 legs and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table.

What did the dog say when he saw some sandpaper? Rough

Why was the zero misbehaving? He was feeling naughty!

Went fishing the other weekend ..the fish weren’t taking the worms so I thought I would try Fly Fishing but could not find a hook small enough……

I was looking for my camouflage pants the other day, but I couldn’t find them!