Author: DJAdmin

I like politically incorrect humour. Like this one: Abraham Lincoln was never the president of the USA.

I saw a chameleon today. I think its fair to say it was a rubbish chameleon.

My pet snail was too slow to win races, so I took his shell off. It just made him even more sluggish.

Have you heard about the latest pirate movie? It’s rated argh

What do you call a Pope who resigns? Ex-Benedict!

Why did the banana go out with the prune? He couldn’t get a date.

What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive.

What did one pickle say to the other pickle? You mean a great dill to me.

My wife wanted flowers for Valentine’s day. Apparently cauliflowers don’t count.

During a performance for the high school drama class at the local theatre, a hole was cracked in the stage floor. Subsequent acts managed to avoid the damaged area until little Freddy, juggling bowling pins, accidentally stepped through the hole up to his knee. He apologised to the audience for his clumsiness. But a heckler in the back of the theatre shouted: “Don’t worry, Freddy! It’s just a stage you’re going through!”