Author: DJAdmin

Ben: “What’s the difference between spaghetti and dog poop?” Jane: “I don’t know” Ben: “Well I’m never coming for dinner at your place.”

What’s the difference between Brussel sprouts and snot? Kids don’t eat Brussel sprouts.

I love to tell old bike jokes. It’s great to re-cycle.

My mate said to me today,”Why are you carrying a 9 foot book?” I said,”It’s a long story.”

How many dyslexics does it take to bulb a light change? Eno

Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I think I need glasses! Owner: You certainly do, this is a fish n chips store

I broke up with my Gym……. It wasn’t working out!

I told the teller I was there to check my balance, she just pushed me over

A book about Sean Connery fell on my head last night, I’ve only my shelf to blame.

A tv weatherman broke both his arms and legs. He had to call in from hospital to explain about the four casts.