Author: DJAdmin

What did the policeman say to his belly button? “Your under-a-vest”

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’ GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’ TEACHER: No, that’s wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

Did you hear about the apathetic rabbit? He doesn’t carrot all.

An actor and an actress were reported missing the other day. Police say it was out of character for both.

My wife said that she’s leaving me because of my obsession with cats. She’s kicking meeeoowt.

Why are Venetian blinds the greatest invention in the history of mankind? If it wasn’t for Venetian blinds, it would have been curtains for all of us.

Have you heard about the latest diet craze? Six cloves of garlic for breakfast, six onions for lunch, and another 6 cloves of garlic (crushed) for dinner. Hey, it won’t help you lose weight, but you’ll look oh so much slimmer from a distance!! 🙂

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

Someone just threw sodium chloride at me. That’s a salt.

A monastery decided to start a fish and chips store. When the store opened, a client comes in, and asks one of the clerics: are you the fish friar? Oh, no, the cleric answers, I’m the chip monk!