Author: DJAdmin

I wish I was in Cairo…. But I’m in de Nile

Phil Collins is reportedly working on a new album. It’s good to see him back in the stu-stu-studio….

What is at the end of everything? The letter G.

“Dad, it’s so cold in here.” “Go and stand in the corner then.” “What? I don’t get it, it’s no warmer over here.” “That corner’s 90 degrees isn’t it?”

How was the Roman Empire cut in half? They used a pair of Caesars.

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

What nationality is Santa Clause? North Polish

I hate hearing jokes about German sausages, they are the Wurst! Some people might call me a Brat for this joke but I only get like this when I am a little Kransky. Now now don’t be a sauerkraut about it…….

Paddy texts his wife.. “Mary, I’m just having one more pint with the lads. If I’m not back in 20 minutes, read this message again.

“Dad, are you talking to yourself?” “Yes, sometimes I need an expert opinion”