Author: DJAdmin

my father threw a camera at me once, I still have flashbacks.

i had a dream last night that i was a kleptomaniac…it was so real that when i woke, i had to pinch myself…

I finally fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me up the wrong way!

I tried to grab some fog this morning but I mist.

A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.

When the giant cannibals began to soak me in vinegar, I thought “enough is enough.” “Why don’t you pickle someone your own size?” I shouted at them.

David Hasselhoff calls his agent and demands, “I want everyone to call me The Hoff from now on.” His agent replies “Sure! No hassle.”

It’s easy to weigh fish because they bring their own scales.

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!

For my next trick I intend to eat a percussion instrument sandwich….… Drum Roll Please!