Author: DJAdmin

What did the fence say to the house? I got ya surrounded.

I saw a lawyer walking down the road drinking a coffee…I think he was a Barrista.

If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?

Can you put the kettle on? No! It doesn’t fit.

Put the cat out. Why? It’s on fire!

As I was strolling through my local produce department, I noticed the apples were working out. When I asked an employee what was going on he replied, “They are doing their ‘core training’ of course!”

I told my friend she had drawn her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised.

I didn’t like my beard at first but then it grew on me.

Why was your computer cold? Because you left windows open!

i told my cat i was gonna teach him to speak English. He looked at me & said “Me? how?”