Author: DJAdmin

My Wife laughed when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti..… Should have seen her face when I drove pasta!

Why did Jack get a restraining order taken out against him? Because he’s bean stalking the Giant.

If a red headed bloke gets a job at a bakery, does he become a gingerbread man?

Why did the orange stop half way up the hill? It ran out of juice.

The past, the present and the future all walk into a bar. It was tense.

My Wife gave me a leaflet on anger management …. hope I don’t loose it!

I saw a man with a trolley full of horseshoes and rabbits feet earlier trying to get up a hill. I thought he’s pushing his luck

What did the windmill say when she met her favourite movie star? “Nice to meet you. I’m a BIG FAN!”

Prices for chimneys have gone through the roof!

Peanut butter jokes aren’t funny until you spread them.