Author: DJAdmin

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

At dinner last night, my brother kept talking about how rare his steak was. I said well it can’t be that rare, I have one too! Rookie misteak.

Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures.

When I was in the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode. I asked “Are you two an item?”

Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says “Hey get out! We don’t want your type in here!”

Why did the Irish whale beach itself? To be shore to be shore…

Think I saw Michael J Fox earlier today in my local garden centre. Can’t be certain though, as he had his back to the fuchsias.

Why did the belt get thrown in jail? He held up a pair of pants.

Scientists have just completed a study into the effects of alcohol on walking. The result was staggering.

When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate..