Author: DJAdmin

Did you hear about the two men who were arrested for stealing a calendar? They each got six months

I’m getting a bit sick of being told I’m pedantic. If I had 1 cent for every time I’ve been told I’m pedantic I’d have $4.72

Mark had a son, he named him: Mark II.

the deepest thinkers are SCUBA divers!!!

Did you hear about the fish that went deaf? It had to buy a herring aid

Someone asked me what do I knew about midgets? Very little…….

What do you call a lady with a knife on one hand and a corkscrew on the other? A Swissarmy Wife

What do you call an angry midget. Short tempered.

Birds don’t have Facebook accounts they just tweet.

A friend of mine recently showed me the plans for an invisible aeroplane. To be honest I can’t see it taking off.