Author: DJAdmin

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time consuming!

Just worked out why my laptop says hello every time I open it. It’s a Dell

What did the constable say to him tummy? Your under a vest ..!!!

Why’d the monkey run through the jungle with bacon and eggs on his head??? He thought he was a gorilla

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Cause they are shelfish

I want to go that new Matt Damon movie. It’s suppose to be pretty good and people are saying he was Borne…. for it…..

A lion, a witch, and a wardrobe walk into a bar. The bartender yells, “Get out! I’m not serving Narnia!”.

Just got fired from the orange juice factory. I just could not concentrate.

Just upgraded my internet to NBN. What an absolute joke – today without warning, a SWAT team raided my home and rammed my door down, ransacked my belongings and eventually connected my internet. I said to one of the officers “what the hell is going on, and what right do you have to do this?” And he replied “doing what you ordered, copper to the premises!”

The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.