Author: DJAdmin

There’s a new mega shopping mall opening in Dubai this year. It’s called ‘Watdid.’

The Egyptians started the pyramid scheme, they are in the Nile about it, people who lost reckon it sphinx, however the investigations are ongoing which is pharaoh enough, mummy’s the word!

Everywhere I drive I keep seeing signs that say ‘End Roadworks’, yet there seem to be more roadworks than ever. That particular campaign obviously isn’t going too well…

I found out I was colour blind today. The news came right out of the purple.

I have just finished my sandwich degree, I do my final eggs ham tomorrow….

I have decided to give away all my dead batteries today so if anyone wants them they are…… Free of charge

My mate just started a chicken dating site. he’s struggling to make hens meet.

Don’t you hate it when people answer their own questions? I do.

Just my luck!! just to let you all know, I’ve been admitted to Hospital.And wont be on line for a while. I’ve just gone and poisoned myself. I ate what I thought was an onion but it was a Daffodil Bulb. They said I’ll be out sometime in the Spring

My mate has just bought Bonnie Tylers mini but he says he’s been conned because every now and then it falls apart hahaha