I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control, and I thought to myself. “Well this changes everything”
Dad Joke: 579
October 4, 2026
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control, and I thought to myself. “Well this changes everything”
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.
I had a pet lizard, I called him tiny. He was my newt
I saw an advert in a window that said ” TV for sale. $1. Volume stuck on full” I thought, I cant turn that down.
Pluto wanted to organize a solar system party. But he cannot plan it!
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died. He pasta way
Why was the mime incarcerated? He committed unspeakable crimes.
Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me. Don’t worry, I only suffered super fish oil injuries.
A Cheese factory has exploded in France..… There’s De Brie everywhere!