Dad Joke: 579

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control, and I thought to myself. “Well this changes everything”

Dad Joke: 578

Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.

Dad Joke: 577

I had a pet lizard, I called him tiny. He was my newt

Dad Joke: 576

I saw an advert in a window that said ” TV for sale. $1. Volume stuck on full” I thought, I cant turn that down.

Dad Joke: 575

Pluto wanted to organize a solar system party. But he cannot plan it!

Dad Joke: 574

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

Dad Joke: 573

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died. He pasta way

Dad Joke: 572

Why was the mime incarcerated? He committed unspeakable crimes.

Dad Joke: 571

Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me. Don’t worry, I only suffered super fish oil injuries.

Dad Joke: 570

A Cheese factory has exploded in France..… There’s De Brie everywhere!