Author: DJAdmin

I went to the Doctor because my little toe ended up on my big toe.. He told me I have a case of mixamytoessis.

Apparently centipedes have no claws. Does this mean there is no such thing as Centi Claws.

My grandfather died in his living room. I find that really ironic.

I once had a cross eyed teacher….. She couldn’t control her pupils…..

How do you describe someone who is grumpy without their toast in the morning? Lack toast intolerant

I invented a new drink called the F5. It’s so refreshing

My wife has left a note on the kitchen table saying that she’s leaving me because of my obsession with online poker. I think she’s bluffing, so I’m going to call her.

someone has just thrown a lump of cheese at me! I thought to myself that’s not very mature!!

A magician appeared in court today. He then apologised, and promptly disappeared again…

finally got rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static!