Author: DJAdmin

The grim reaper just got fired at the shoe factory. He was stealing everybody’s soles.

A man appeared in court today and pleaded guilty to damaging a library book by using Correction Fluid on all the full stops. He’s expecting a long sentence…

Mum and dad are away fishing, Dad sends me this saying they spotted their first croc – classic

If you ever happen to get kidney stones, urine trouble.

Warner Bros. are releasing a film about a tractor. The trailer will follow!

Dad: you ever notice when geese fly in a V there’s always one side longer than the other? Son: yeah, why is that? Dad: because there’s more geese on that side.

What cheese do you serve at a Halloween party? Ghost cheese

I got really emotional this morning at the petrol station.. I don’t know why.. I just started filling up.

I just bought a thesaurus and when I got it home I found out that all the pages are blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.

A friend of mine collects blunt pencils. Personally I find his hobby a bit pointless.